You've gotta laugh when you literally have to win at Norwich or you're basically getting relegated. Bloody football. Anyway, those of you who know me well, will know I love an Alan Partridge quote, and we're playing Norwich so.....rubber up....
Preview by forum member @mikey fitz This one has been a chore to write. It’s probably going to be a chore to read. The match itself will probably be a chore to watch. Everton in 2022 ladies and gentlemen! I...
You're telling me that this game hasn't been postponed yet? And I have to write a preview for it? And that there's still a chance Everton can ruin all our festive times?! Fucks sake. But actually, I've kind of missed...
Anyone got spares for Luton away next season? In fact, that's mental, Luton is absolutely miles from me...anyone got any spares for Huddersfield away next season? Because Jesus Christ we are in the shit. Big time. Worse than you may...
12th in the table has never felt so good! After weeks and weeks of some of the grimmest times we can remember, Everton finally gave us one of the good times we crave and make the other shit performances fade...
Can you be arsed? I can barely be arsed. 1 win in 9, and off to Brentford who are a right bastard, and then the shite come to Goodison. What a time to be a Toffee. But we'll still be...
For fucks sake. Do we have to? As regular readers (LOLLOLOLOL) will know, I despise international breaks with a passion, but to come back from the last one of the year to have to face this lot when we are...
This isn't fun anymore at all. Both writing these, and watching Everton Football Club. Funny thing really, at the very start of the season we had a manager nobody wanted, a squad we knew wasn't even close to being strong...
Been putting this off and off and off. Like most of you last weekend left me with a very very numb feeling. We've seen us lose before. We've seen us lose in comical circumstances before. We've seen us get absolutely...
Before we talk about Everton, let's all take a minute to laugh our heads off at Ronald Koeman and Carlo Ancelotti making twats of themselves in their dream jobs. Bit different when it doesn't feel like you're doing your employers...
