COVID is crap innit? Vaccines are boss though. Not as boss as Everton though. The postponement of our game with Man City the other day means Everton ended a very tricky December festive type time, with 4 bloody wins in...
Another quiet week on the good ship Everton again. And by good ship I mean fucking Titanic wading through a load of mines with a massive iceberg at the end of them. No way Leo and Kate are surviving this....
This is not something i'm writing as a reactionary piece after a yard dog striker slotted the winner for Leicester against us in the 94th. This is something i've thought for a good while now. The Foxes' winner has just...
This can't go on much longer. And I mean that. Literally. I have only 14% battery left on my laptap and can't be arsed to go at get the charger. This literally can't go on long. But what is there...
Right pipe down. There's a lot to get through this week. First off, Heung Min Son get to absolute fuck. No, I don't think you went out to snap our best midfielder, but you were in no fucking way going...
Hmmmm........I hated that Brighton game. For me, it wasn't even Marco Silva's fault (well not entirely) that we lost. You just knew VAR was going to fuck us over. And there it was. Absolute nailed on pen.....to go against us....
There's a chance, a small chance, that I may have gone over the top in last weeks preview and for that I apologise and promise to never do it again. We were immense against West Ham (or they were proper...
This is the endBeautiful friendThis is the endMy only friend, the end Everton vs West Ham should never ever have this much running on it. It's a shite Premier League fixture you'd usually 'SIM' on a football computer game and...
Anyone see how City got on last weekend? Oh boy.....*plays Quantum Leap theme tune...... More on them later... More like how did we get on as we decided to have our own Steel City Derby week which inexplicably ended in...
That Gana hey....we won't miss him hey...as he shits all over Real Madrid in the Champions League the boss little tackler. Reckon PSG might come in for us this summer so we can all support them instead? Na, the das...
