Did you know there are 2 more international breaks before Christmas? What the actual fuck?! There's one in October and November. And then there's a winter break in January or some bullshit? I hate change so much but not as...
I don't like the League Cup. Whether it's Coca Cola, Milk, Rumbleows or whatever a Carabao is, I don't like it. Probably because we've never won it. Haven't even looked like we might until actual midget Shaun Wright-Phillips out-jumped our...
Goodison Park hey? I don't know when i'll get back there this season (Sheff United probs as I can't get enough of Phil Jagielka) but it will be soon. So count me as super jealous to all you lucky folk...
Not sure why but, man this summer has taken ages to go by. Feels like about 12 years ago since we drew with Spurs, and boy a lot has gone on during that time, and also not a lot, but...
Let's face it. We're all Spurs and Man City fans from now until the end of the season anyway, is anyone actually going to be watching this? I might put it on if City are about 9-0 up at half...
It ain't over 'till it's over.....so the song went. As we reach our final home of yet another weird, eventful while somehow not eventful at all season, we are still in with a very tiny shout of 7th place. If...
Don't know about you, but I can't be arsed anymore. I mean it's Everton Man United on Sunday, traditionally a pretty boss game, and I just can't be arsed with it. I've had enough of it being the same, every...
No you forgot we were playing this weekend and were off enjoying the international break? OK I did. No you shut up. Not sure why I forgot we existed, especially after we snotted Chelsea last time out, but I did....
How though?! I mean seriously how?! And I don't only mean how did we end up losing to Newcastle last weekend despite leading 2-0 at half time, I mean how are we so good at things off the field, but...
What a relaxing time we've all had. Well some of us. Me in fact. And still a few more days of no Everton to go. As much as i've seen some people moaning about us every day despite us not...
