Everton vs Chelsea – Sunday 1st May – 2PM KO
Anyone else get the fear when we don't play for a bit? Like the fear of what 'might' happen, or the fear that we are always shit whenever we've had a gap of over 4 days between games? No? Me...
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Everton vs Leicester City – Wednesday 20th April – 7:45PM KO
Oh yeah we play games sometimes too. Easter was pretty fun not having Everton ruin it......oh no the wife had COVID and the whole weekend was still a fucking waste of bastard time. At least I didn't get it I...
Burnley vs Everton – Wednesday 6th April – 7:30PM KO
How has it come to this? How has spending as much money as we have ended up like this? How are they getting away with it? And by 'they' I mean our corrupt owners and our millionaire players who can't...
West Ham United vs Everton – Sunday 3rd April – 2PM KO
Oh god, these pricks again. Barely gave the international games a blink this past week and really enjoyed it. Maybe I just don't like football anymore. Nah, I do. It's the pain of our own team I don't like. I...
Everton vs Newcastle United – Thursday 17th March – 7:45PM KO
Well this is bleak. The Wolves game was the eye opener a lot of our fans needed. Most of us have known how much shit we've been in for a while, but a few, a positive few to be fair,...
Tottenham Hotspur vs Everton – Monday 7th March – 8PM KO
I'm not over it yet. Are you over it yet? It was fucking handball you massive pricks, and just about every other team in the league gets that given. Not us though. It feels like the fix is well and...
Everton vs Aston Villa – Saturday 22nd January – 12:30PM
Can we just have a normal week? After Digne-Gate, I was hoping a simple confident victory over a Norwich team who are literally trying to be relegated would see a nice quiet week on the Everton front. I'm in the...
Norwich City vs Everton – Saturday 15th January – 3PM KO
You've gotta laugh when you literally have to win at Norwich or you're basically getting relegated. Bloody football. Anyway, those of you who know me well, will know I love an Alan Partridge quote, and we're playing Norwich so.....rubber up....
Hull City vs Everton – FA Cup 3rd Round – Saturday 8th January – 5:30PM KO
Preview by forum member @mikey fitz This one has been a chore to write. It’s probably going to be a chore to read. The match itself will probably be a chore to watch. Everton in 2022 ladies and gentlemen! I...
Everton vs Brighton and Hove Albion – Sunday 2nd January – 2PM KO
You're telling me that this game hasn't been postponed yet? And I have to write a preview for it? And that there's still a chance Everton can ruin all our festive times?! Fucks sake. But actually, I've kind of missed...