Aston Villa vs Everton – Thursday 13th May – 6PM KO
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! And this is another reason to hate Everton. After the Aston Villa game I was pretty sure I was jibbing off the rest of the season, but that...
West Ham United vs Everton – Sunday 9th May – 4:30PM KO
Over it yet? Nope, me neither. Short preview this week, because really, what's the point? The players can give half arsed efforts, then so can I. The problem is it's not just the players. Yes, they have serious issues actually...
Everton vs Aston Villa – Saturday 1st May – 8PM KO
Yes yes, I nearly forgot. No you shut up. There's honestly not much more in life that makes me happier than winning a truly awful game of football with the spooniest goal of all time. And the fact Richarlison still...
Arsenal vs Everton – Friday 23rd April – 8PM KO
Oh hey. Anything much gone on since we drew with Spurs last Friday? No? Didn't think so. GREEDY BASTARDS Yes i'm going to start this preview with a right rant about you know what. Feel free to skip it if...
Everton vs Tottenham Hotspur – Friday 16th April – 8PM KO
Well this is going to be the shortest match preview of all time isn't it? I mean what is there to say? Our last match was about as dull as you will ever see. We had 87 players out injured....
Brighton and Hove Albion vs Everton – Monday 12th April – 8:15PM KO
I've been putting this one off and off. And now it's nearly here, so I suppose I have to pretend to care what happens in another Everton match at 00:13 the day of the game. To say i've become disheartened...
Everton vs Crystal Palace – Monday April 5th – 6PM KO
Happy Easter everyone. My god we've not actually played for ages have we? It's been so long since we went out of the cup to City that J P Gbamin is back in first team contention. Must be about 8...
Everton vs Manchester City – FA Cup Quarter Final – Saturday March 20th – 5:30PM KO
Preview written by forum member @Mikey Fitz There were times during that Fifth Round game with Spurs that I thought more than once that I wouldn’t be writing this preview, either because we were going to be knocked out in...
Everton vs Burnley – Saturday 13th March – 5:30PM KO
Let's try to dwell on that Chelsea game too much. It was another reminder of where we want to be. I've seen a few people say Chelsea weren't that much better than us, but they definitely were. Just look at...
Chelsea vs Everton – Monday 8th March – 6PM KO
Liverpool are proper shit. It's so good to watch. And so good thatI waited to write this until they got done at home again, and some absolute weapon paid for that plane to fly over with a banner. Banner FC...