Very very wind hahaha Evertonians. Yes yes, there's a chance this game might not even happen because of Storm Eunice (remember Eunice Huthart from Gladiators?). But here's a match preview anyway. Last time out we snotted Leeds, who were a...
Bump. And we're back down to earth. Well, it was never going to be easy was it?! We are Everton after all aren't we? Amongst all the annoying things that happened in that Newcastle away game, the two that annoyed...
Feels a long long time since I wrote one of these. I believe it was for the Norwich game. Where we lost. 2-1. Against Norwich City. With a large Hispanic man as our manager. We don't need to talk about...
Preview by forum member @Mikey Fitz A shedload of stuff has happened at Everton since I wrote the preview for our game with Hull, to the point that it feels like that game took place years ago as opposed to...
Can we just have a normal week? After Digne-Gate, I was hoping a simple confident victory over a Norwich team who are literally trying to be relegated would see a nice quiet week on the Everton front. I'm in the...
You've gotta laugh when you literally have to win at Norwich or you're basically getting relegated. Bloody football. Anyway, those of you who know me well, will know I love an Alan Partridge quote, and we're playing Norwich so.....rubber up....
Preview by forum member @mikey fitz This one has been a chore to write. It’s probably going to be a chore to read. The match itself will probably be a chore to watch. Everton in 2022 ladies and gentlemen! I...
You're telling me that this game hasn't been postponed yet? And I have to write a preview for it? And that there's still a chance Everton can ruin all our festive times?! Fucks sake. But actually, I've kind of missed...
Anyone got spares for Luton away next season? In fact, that's mental, Luton is absolutely miles from me...anyone got any spares for Huddersfield away next season? Because Jesus Christ we are in the shit. Big time. Worse than you may...
12th in the table has never felt so good! After weeks and weeks of some of the grimmest times we can remember, Everton finally gave us one of the good times we crave and make the other shit performances fade...
