You've gotta laugh when you literally have to win at Norwich or you're basically getting relegated. Bloody football. Anyway, those of you who know me well, will know I love an Alan Partridge quote, and we're playing Norwich so.....rubber up....
Anyone got spares for Luton away next season? In fact, that's mental, Luton is absolutely miles from me...anyone got any spares for Huddersfield away next season? Because Jesus Christ we are in the shit. Big time. Worse than you may...
Can you be arsed? I can barely be arsed. 1 win in 9, and off to Brentford who are a right bastard, and then the shite come to Goodison. What a time to be a Toffee. But we'll still be...
Been putting this off and off and off. Like most of you last weekend left me with a very very numb feeling. We've seen us lose before. We've seen us lose in comical circumstances before. We've seen us get absolutely...
It's never just a quiet week after an away draw is it? Except where it comes to incoming vital to our season prospects transfers to strengthen a pretty weak squad of course. That's very quiet. But in a week where...
5-2, we only win 5-2, we only win 5-2. Repeat ad nauseam. Hello we're Everton FC and we score goals. Loads of them. Yeah we concede a few but we have a massive twatbag in nets, what do you expect?...
Football without fans really is a bit shit. Can't get to grips with it me. Just doesn't feel like football. I've watched a fair bit since the restart, and out of those I honestly think only a couple have felt...
So here it is Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun, look to the future now, it's only just begun......and that could not be more true for Everton Football Club. The future is all of a sudden bright, the future's Orange. OK...
Now then, you probably are used to my half arsed efforts on these previews, but it was my second work Christmas do on the season last night and I'm still more than a little delicate right now. So please excuse...
There's a chance, a small chance, that I may have gone over the top in last weeks preview and for that I apologise and promise to never do it again. We were immense against West Ham (or they were proper...
