Look mate. Just face it, we can't be beaten in the restart. We've got Carlo Ancelotti in charge. He's turning Michael Keane who, DON'T LIE, we all thought was beyond hope, into the next Franco Baresi, with bloody Mason Holgate...
Hello everybody. Hope you are all well and healthy most of all. It's been a while but much like when Eminem came back these previews also won't be anywhere near as good as they once were. It's been an incredibly...
Anyone who has watched Everton this season knows one thing. It's that Gylfi Sigurdsson doesn't interfere with play. Ever. Let alone when he's viciously hacked down by Wan-Bissaka beforehand, before not touching the ball whilst sat on his Icelandic arse....
Right pipe down. There's a lot to get through this week. First off, Heung Min Son get to absolute fuck. No, I don't think you went out to snap our best midfielder, but you were in no fucking way going...
Hmmmm........I hated that Brighton game. For me, it wasn't even Marco Silva's fault (well not entirely) that we lost. You just knew VAR was going to fuck us over. And there it was. Absolute nailed on pen.....to go against us....
There's a chance, a small chance, that I may have gone over the top in last weeks preview and for that I apologise and promise to never do it again. We were immense against West Ham (or they were proper...
Christ. Not Christ. Er, sorry. Keep saying 'Christ'. Er, I know some of you may be religious and to those people I apologi- Sorry. Everton....a glittering year ahead. Before we get going here, I have to tell you all i'm not...
Anyone see how City got on last weekend? Oh boy.....*plays Quantum Leap theme tune...... More on them later... More like how did we get on as we decided to have our own Steel City Derby week which inexplicably ended in...
That Gana hey....we won't miss him hey...as he shits all over Real Madrid in the Champions League the boss little tackler. Reckon PSG might come in for us this summer so we can all support them instead? Na, the das...
Did you know there are 2 more international breaks before Christmas? What the actual fuck?! There's one in October and November. And then there's a winter break in January or some bullshit? I hate change so much but not as...
