Everton vs Chelsea – Sunday 1st May – 2PM KO
Anyone else get the fear when we don't play for a bit? Like the fear of what 'might' happen, or the fear that we are always shit whenever we've had a gap of over 4 days between games? No? Me...
Anyone else get the fear when we don't play for a bit? Like the fear of what 'might' happen, or the fear that we are always shit whenever we've had a gap of over 4 days between games? No? Me...
Can you be arsed? I can barely be arsed. 1 win in 9, and off to Brentford who are a right bastard, and then the shite come to Goodison. What a time to be a Toffee. But we'll still be...
Well that West Ham game was shit wasn't it? But, there's always a but, was it all that shocking? I mean this sort of thing should have happened sooner. I guess it did a bit at Villa. But just look...
Over it yet? Nope, me neither. Short preview this week, because really, what's the point? The players can give half arsed efforts, then so can I. The problem is it's not just the players. Yes, they have serious issues actually...
Yes yes, I nearly forgot. No you shut up. There's honestly not much more in life that makes me happier than winning a truly awful game of football with the spooniest goal of all time. And the fact Richarlison still...
EVERTON'S GONNA WIN THE CUP...BIG DAVE'S GONNA LIFT IT UP...LET'S GO.... It's January and we all seem to be happy Evertonians don't we? I can't remember being at this time in a season and being generally still over the moon....
Well shit. Christmas is off. In more ways than one. When we drew Man United at home in the quarters we were all pretty happy about it if I recall. They were looking ropey as hell, and we were winning...
ANOTHER GAME?!?!?! The Everton end of season World Cup continues and thanks to other results we've scraped through the group stages and into the knock outs. Hopes are low. Very low. Everton were badly, late Martinez, late Koeman, ALL Allardyce...
Hello everybody. Hope you are all well and healthy most of all. It's been a while but much like when Eminem came back these previews also won't be anywhere near as good as they once were. It's been an incredibly...