Thank god. Thank god for a few things in fact. Thank god we beat Bournemouth last Sunday despite the shittest first half in living memory, Thank God I didn't die driving through a tornado on the M62 to actually get...
So. Everton then eh, Forever Everton. Always there to brighten our collective days, there isn't much to be excited about on the pitch at moment - we're playing the kind of football you'd expect to see in Walton Hall Park...
Flippin' heck Everton. You don't half drag us fans through the shit on a weekly basis. Smashed by Spurs, smashed Burnley, completely meh against Brighton. That's my Everton right there. I've not hidden my displeasure at the manager in recent...
Well I wasn't expecting that. Everton do that though don't though they? Just when you are about to jack it all in and take up knitting, they go and smash some nobody and you remember all the love you once...
I wasn't 100% sure about writing this match preview. So nearly Christmas Day. Less than 24 hours since we were utterly demolished in front of the nation. And i'm personally in a bad way about Everton at the moment. Ah...
Want to know how I feel about Everton at the minute? Take a look at Richarlison's face in this pic I found while looking for other pictures for this match preview: Sums me up quite well. I'm down in the...
Drawing at home to the likes of Huddersfield, Newcastle and Watford, not to mention the absurd defeat to West Ham is grim mate. It's bought every single doubt I have about Marco Silva right back into my head and I...
We're not quite there are we? I mean Everton aren't quite at the level we perhaps thought we were about 3 weeks ago when everything was smelling a bit of roses. A dodgy result at Anfield (i'm not discussing that...
Everton face an exciting Watford side at Goodison Park in a successive floodlit match on Monday 10th December to truly kick off a horrid festive fixture package. Everton royally pi**ed off the hierarchy at Watford 12 months ago when they...
If ever a match proved that you should look beyond statistics in football - it was this one. The huff and puff of Everton translated into 76% of the possession and 19 shots at goal; reading this, how many genuine...
