Oh my god it really is on isn't it?!!? I can't believe it. It actually is. Six in a row sounds like some shit record that Celtic would show off about up there in the only league Barnsley would probably...
They’ve asked me back once again for one of these, so either they like my writing or having me handle these Milk Cup write ups allows Ijjy more time to run marathons like the sickeningly healthy man he is. Well...
5-2, we only win 5-2, we only win 5-2. Repeat ad nauseam. Hello we're Everton FC and we score goals. Loads of them. Yeah we concede a few but we have a massive twatbag in nets, what do you expect?...
Preview written by @mikey_fitz Don’t ask me why, but they’ve asked me back to write another one of these. Hope you like it! So here we are then, three games into the season and three wins to the good. I’m...
I started the last preview by saying it was on. Since then we've won two game, one against a so called decent team, and snotted a semi pro team earned by a load of ex pros with about 89 shots...
I mean it's on isn't it? But this time it might actually be. Oh no it's happening again. That feeling. You're probably getting it too. The hope. The promise. The eventual let down. Yet again we've won the transfer market,...
ANOTHER GAME?!?!?! The Everton end of season World Cup continues and thanks to other results we've scraped through the group stages and into the knock outs. Hopes are low. Very low. Everton were badly, late Martinez, late Koeman, ALL Allardyce...
Look mate. Just face it, we can't be beaten in the restart. We've got Carlo Ancelotti in charge. He's turning Michael Keane who, DON'T LIE, we all thought was beyond hope, into the next Franco Baresi, with bloody Mason Holgate...
Anyone who has watched Everton this season knows one thing. It's that Gylfi Sigurdsson doesn't interfere with play. Ever. Let alone when he's viciously hacked down by Wan-Bissaka beforehand, before not touching the ball whilst sat on his Icelandic arse....
That Arsenal game though. So irritating. Contrary to popular discord I don't actually think we played that well last Sunday, but it shouldn't really have mattered. That Arsenal team is absolutely nothing. Dogshit. Nothing. As shown by them being dumped...
