You've gotta laugh when you literally have to win at Norwich or you're basically getting relegated. Bloody football. Anyway, those of you who know me well, will know I love an Alan Partridge quote, and we're playing Norwich so.....rubber up....
You're telling me that this game hasn't been postponed yet? And I have to write a preview for it? And that there's still a chance Everton can ruin all our festive times?! Fucks sake. But actually, I've kind of missed...
12th in the table has never felt so good! After weeks and weeks of some of the grimmest times we can remember, Everton finally gave us one of the good times we crave and make the other shit performances fade...
It's times like these you learn to live againIt's times like these you give and give againIt's times like these you learn to love againIt's times like these time and time again Well shit. It's 3 hours before kick off...
Can you be arsed? I can barely be arsed. 1 win in 9, and off to Brentford who are a right bastard, and then the shite come to Goodison. What a time to be a Toffee. But we'll still be...
For fucks sake. Do we have to? As regular readers (LOLLOLOLOL) will know, I despise international breaks with a passion, but to come back from the last one of the year to have to face this lot when we are...
This isn't fun anymore at all. Both writing these, and watching Everton Football Club. Funny thing really, at the very start of the season we had a manager nobody wanted, a squad we knew wasn't even close to being strong...
Been putting this off and off and off. Like most of you last weekend left me with a very very numb feeling. We've seen us lose before. We've seen us lose in comical circumstances before. We've seen us get absolutely...
Well that West Ham game was shit wasn't it? But, there's always a but, was it all that shocking? I mean this sort of thing should have happened sooner. I guess it did a bit at Villa. But just look...
If someone tells me there's another bloody international break before Christmas I will kick right off. And by kick right off I mean sit down and wonder why England play such boring football with so much attacking talent in their...
