Tag Archives: UTFT

We won a game of football this week. It was all pretty shite, and we never ever seem to do well in the Coca Cola Cup so it's all probably pointless, but a win is a win, and at least...

Preview by forum member @Mikey Fitz Am I the only one who doesn't think we've been playing too badly recently? Because I genuinely don't think we've been too bad. If we could actually score goals I think we'd be on...

And we back baby. In true Everton style we managed to shoot ourselves in the foot and ruin any potential game plan we had by getting key starters injured in the first game back. Up the Toffees. I know Godfrey's...

I've been putting this off and off and off, waiting for a quiet day or two in the mad world we know as Everton, where nothing is happening so this match preview will be as up to date as possible....

Oh. That was a negative and right now I need two positives, one to cancel out the negative and another one, you know, so I can have a positive. I've felt and joked on more than one occasion this season...

We wouldn't want to make the Great Escape volume 3 VHS/Beta Max too boring would we? That must be the only reason I can think of that we didn't put that absolutely god awful shite Watford team to bed on...

Now that was a decent football weekend and a half wasn't it? Sun was out, boss Ukrainian left backs snotting in on the volley, kopites drop a couple of points, City blast the barcodes for 5, Everton fans blow all...

Let's be honest we only played this lot the other day so I can't be arsed to do a full preview of them because you all know all about them already. But last time out Everton's 12 men saw off...

Anyone else get the fear when we don't play for a bit? Like the fear of what 'might' happen, or the fear that we are always shit whenever we've had a gap of over 4 days between games? No? Me...

Oh yeah we play games sometimes too. Easter was pretty fun not having Everton ruin it......oh no the wife had COVID and the whole weekend was still a fucking waste of bastard time. At least I didn't get it I...