Yeah alright, forgot I had to do this didn't I? I'm even heading over the fucking hideous M62 to come and watch it, just forgot I have to write some words about. It's Crystal Palace for fucks sake. So boring....
Hey i'm back. I fucked off to Thailand at the start of the year and nearly didn't come back. Because why would I? Well, work innit and shit. Can't say I missed much of this country, cold and shite, Thailand,...
Now then, you probably are used to my half arsed efforts on these previews, but it was my second work Christmas do on the season last night and I'm still more than a little delicate right now. So please excuse...
Another quiet week on the good ship Everton again. And by good ship I mean fucking Titanic wading through a load of mines with a massive iceberg at the end of them. No way Leo and Kate are surviving this....
This can't go on much longer. And I mean that. Literally. I have only 14% battery left on my laptap and can't be arsed to go at get the charger. This literally can't go on long. But what is there...
Enough international footie now yeah? Nobody cares. Except the Welsh. But you know....they're Welsh. Seriously though, thank god that's over and we can get back to our self loathing best. EV-ER-TON. Anyone care to tell me how Marco Silva has...
Right pipe down. There's a lot to get through this week. First off, Heung Min Son get to absolute fuck. No, I don't think you went out to snap our best midfielder, but you were in no fucking way going...
Hmmmm........I hated that Brighton game. For me, it wasn't even Marco Silva's fault (well not entirely) that we lost. You just knew VAR was going to fuck us over. And there it was. Absolute nailed on pen.....to go against us....
There's a chance, a small chance, that I may have gone over the top in last weeks preview and for that I apologise and promise to never do it again. We were immense against West Ham (or they were proper...
This is the endBeautiful friendThis is the endMy only friend, the end Everton vs West Ham should never ever have this much running on it. It's a shite Premier League fixture you'd usually 'SIM' on a football computer game and...
