Yeah alright, forgot I had to do this didn't I? I'm even heading over the fucking hideous M62 to come and watch it, just forgot I have to write some words about. It's Crystal Palace for fucks sake. So boring....
Christ. Not Christ. Er, sorry. Keep saying 'Christ'. Er, I know some of you may be religious and to those people I apologi- Sorry. Everton....a glittering year ahead. Before we get going here, I have to tell you all i'm not...
I don't like the League Cup. Whether it's Coca Cola, Milk, Rumbleows or whatever a Carabao is, I don't like it. Probably because we've never won it. Haven't even looked like we might until actual midget Shaun Wright-Phillips out-jumped our...
Well i've had a hideous week. How about you? Basically as soon as Bernard slotted early doors on Saturday everything else has gone pretty shit since. But hey, 3 points is 3 points and what's not to like after snotting...
How though?! I mean seriously how?! And I don't only mean how did we end up losing to Newcastle last weekend despite leading 2-0 at half time, I mean how are we so good at things off the field, but...
Ruddy hell. Can anyone really be arsed with this? I know I can't. I mean the players don't care so why should any of us? We do though of course. We all do. We're idiots. Nah we're not. We just...
Thank god. Thank god for a few things in fact. Thank god we beat Bournemouth last Sunday despite the shittest first half in living memory, Thank God I didn't die driving through a tornado on the M62 to actually get...
Well I wasn't expecting that. Everton do that though don't though they? Just when you are about to jack it all in and take up knitting, they go and smash some nobody and you remember all the love you once...
