So....the shit fan that I am....I did not watch the Everton game at Fulham...was my birthday evening so I was eating steak and drinking cider. And it really sounded like I made the right decision. On the face of it,...
Can you be arsed? I can barely be arsed. 1 win in 9, and off to Brentford who are a right bastard, and then the shite come to Goodison. What a time to be a Toffee. But we'll still be...
Been putting this off and off and off. Like most of you last weekend left me with a very very numb feeling. We've seen us lose before. We've seen us lose in comical circumstances before. We've seen us get absolutely...
Well this is going to be the shortest match preview of all time isn't it? I mean what is there to say? Our last match was about as dull as you will ever see. We had 87 players out injured....
A win is a win. No you shut up. I'm very rarely arsed how Everton play as long as the end result is a win, but bloody hell that was an arse clench and a half during that second 45...
Yeah alright, forgot I had to do this didn't I? I'm even heading over the fucking hideous M62 to come and watch it, just forgot I have to write some words about. It's Crystal Palace for fucks sake. So boring....
Christ. Not Christ. Er, sorry. Keep saying 'Christ'. Er, I know some of you may be religious and to those people I apologi- Sorry. Everton....a glittering year ahead. Before we get going here, I have to tell you all i'm not...
I don't like the League Cup. Whether it's Coca Cola, Milk, Rumbleows or whatever a Carabao is, I don't like it. Probably because we've never won it. Haven't even looked like we might until actual midget Shaun Wright-Phillips out-jumped our...
Well i've had a hideous week. How about you? Basically as soon as Bernard slotted early doors on Saturday everything else has gone pretty shit since. But hey, 3 points is 3 points and what's not to like after snotting...
How though?! I mean seriously how?! And I don't only mean how did we end up losing to Newcastle last weekend despite leading 2-0 at half time, I mean how are we so good at things off the field, but...
