Happy Easter everyone. My god we've not actually played for ages have we? It's been so long since we went out of the cup to City that J P Gbamin is back in first team contention. Must be about 8...
Don't panic yeah. We've lost one game all season. If you reckon we were going to go all season without losing then your current mental state is your own fault. Yeah it was the day before my birthday, and yeah...
ANOTHER GAME?!?!?! The Everton end of season World Cup continues and thanks to other results we've scraped through the group stages and into the knock outs. Hopes are low. Very low. Everton were badly, late Martinez, late Koeman, ALL Allardyce...
This is the endBeautiful friendThis is the endMy only friend, the end Everton vs West Ham should never ever have this much running on it. It's a shite Premier League fixture you'd usually 'SIM' on a football computer game and...
Christ. Not Christ. Er, sorry. Keep saying 'Christ'. Er, I know some of you may be religious and to those people I apologi- Sorry. Everton....a glittering year ahead. Before we get going here, I have to tell you all i'm not...
