This can't go on much longer. And I mean that. Literally. I have only 14% battery left on my laptap and can't be arsed to go at get the charger. This literally can't go on long. But what is there...
Enough international footie now yeah? Nobody cares. Except the Welsh. But you know....they're Welsh. Seriously though, thank god that's over and we can get back to our self loathing best. EV-ER-TON. Anyone care to tell me how Marco Silva has...
Right pipe down. There's a lot to get through this week. First off, Heung Min Son get to absolute fuck. No, I don't think you went out to snap our best midfielder, but you were in no fucking way going...
There's a chance, a small chance, that I may have gone over the top in last weeks preview and for that I apologise and promise to never do it again. We were immense against West Ham (or they were proper...
This is the endBeautiful friendThis is the endMy only friend, the end Everton vs West Ham should never ever have this much running on it. It's a shite Premier League fixture you'd usually 'SIM' on a football computer game and...
Christ. Not Christ. Er, sorry. Keep saying 'Christ'. Er, I know some of you may be religious and to those people I apologi- Sorry. Everton....a glittering year ahead. Before we get going here, I have to tell you all i'm not...
That Gana hey....we won't miss him hey...as he shits all over Real Madrid in the Champions League the boss little tackler. Reckon PSG might come in for us this summer so we can all support them instead? Na, the das...
Did you know there are 2 more international breaks before Christmas? What the actual fuck?! There's one in October and November. And then there's a winter break in January or some bullshit? I hate change so much but not as...
I don't like the League Cup. Whether it's Coca Cola, Milk, Rumbleows or whatever a Carabao is, I don't like it. Probably because we've never won it. Haven't even looked like we might until actual midget Shaun Wright-Phillips out-jumped our...
Well i've had a hideous week. How about you? Basically as soon as Bernard slotted early doors on Saturday everything else has gone pretty shit since. But hey, 3 points is 3 points and what's not to like after snotting...
