Hello everybody. Hope you are all well and healthy most of all. It's been a while but much like when Eminem came back these previews also won't be anywhere near as good as they once were. It's been an incredibly...
Yeah alright, forgot I had to do this didn't I? I'm even heading over the fucking hideous M62 to come and watch it, just forgot I have to write some words about. It's Crystal Palace for fucks sake. So boring....
Right pipe down. There's a lot to get through this week. First off, Heung Min Son get to absolute fuck. No, I don't think you went out to snap our best midfielder, but you were in no fucking way going...
Christ. Not Christ. Er, sorry. Keep saying 'Christ'. Er, I know some of you may be religious and to those people I apologi- Sorry. Everton....a glittering year ahead. Before we get going here, I have to tell you all i'm not...
Did you know there are 2 more international breaks before Christmas? What the actual fuck?! There's one in October and November. And then there's a winter break in January or some bullshit? I hate change so much but not as...
Goodison Park hey? I don't know when i'll get back there this season (Sheff United probs as I can't get enough of Phil Jagielka) but it will be soon. So count me as super jealous to all you lucky folk...
Not sure why but, man this summer has taken ages to go by. Feels like about 12 years ago since we drew with Spurs, and boy a lot has gone on during that time, and also not a lot, but...
No you forgot we were playing this weekend and were off enjoying the international break? OK I did. No you shut up. Not sure why I forgot we existed, especially after we snotted Chelsea last time out, but I did....
Thank god. Thank god for a few things in fact. Thank god we beat Bournemouth last Sunday despite the shittest first half in living memory, Thank God I didn't die driving through a tornado on the M62 to actually get...
I wasn't 100% sure about writing this match preview. So nearly Christmas Day. Less than 24 hours since we were utterly demolished in front of the nation. And i'm personally in a bad way about Everton at the moment. Ah...
