Well I wasn't expecting that. I wasn't expecting it even more when we were 1-0 down at half time. I was looking round a house at the moment that chavvy little Adam Armstrong took advantage of Michael Keane being Michael...
Oh hey. Anything much gone on since we drew with Spurs last Friday? No? Didn't think so. GREEDY BASTARDS Yes i'm going to start this preview with a right rant about you know what. Feel free to skip it if...
As weeks go, that was about as good as we've had in recent years as Evertonians. We finally broke the hoodoo. The hoodoo with the voodoo. But that win at the pit meant so much more than just a win....
Sometimes I put off and off writing these match previews, especially when things are going a bit.....well....you know....Everton, and this was no different. How do you get up for a lunchtime trip to a place like Burnley after some of...
Hello everybody. Hope you are all well and healthy most of all. It's been a while but much like when Eminem came back these previews also won't be anywhere near as good as they once were. It's been an incredibly...
Yeah alright, forgot I had to do this didn't I? I'm even heading over the fucking hideous M62 to come and watch it, just forgot I have to write some words about. It's Crystal Palace for fucks sake. So boring....
Right pipe down. There's a lot to get through this week. First off, Heung Min Son get to absolute fuck. No, I don't think you went out to snap our best midfielder, but you were in no fucking way going...
Christ. Not Christ. Er, sorry. Keep saying 'Christ'. Er, I know some of you may be religious and to those people I apologi- Sorry. Everton....a glittering year ahead. Before we get going here, I have to tell you all i'm not...
Did you know there are 2 more international breaks before Christmas? What the actual fuck?! There's one in October and November. And then there's a winter break in January or some bullshit? I hate change so much but not as...
Goodison Park hey? I don't know when i'll get back there this season (Sheff United probs as I can't get enough of Phil Jagielka) but it will be soon. So count me as super jealous to all you lucky folk...
