Football without fans really is a bit shit. Can't get to grips with it me. Just doesn't feel like football. I've watched a fair bit since the restart, and out of those I honestly think only a couple have felt...
Hello everybody. Hope you are all well and healthy most of all. It's been a while but much like when Eminem came back these previews also won't be anywhere near as good as they once were. It's been an incredibly...
Anyone who has watched Everton this season knows one thing. It's that Gylfi Sigurdsson doesn't interfere with play. Ever. Let alone when he's viciously hacked down by Wan-Bissaka beforehand, before not touching the ball whilst sat on his Icelandic arse....
That Arsenal game though. So irritating. Contrary to popular discord I don't actually think we played that well last Sunday, but it shouldn't really have mattered. That Arsenal team is absolutely nothing. Dogshit. Nothing. As shown by them being dumped...
I've had a horrendous week. Hideous in fact. You know those weeks where just nothing good happens? One of them mate. I think it all started with not having Everton playing on the weekend. Which is a stark change to...
Yeah alright, forgot I had to do this didn't I? I'm even heading over the fucking hideous M62 to come and watch it, just forgot I have to write some words about. It's Crystal Palace for fucks sake. So boring....
Hey i'm back. I fucked off to Thailand at the start of the year and nearly didn't come back. Because why would I? Well, work innit and shit. Can't say I missed much of this country, cold and shite, Thailand,...
Another year goes by and another game in the space of about 3 hours and another overly wordy preview for a game we probably won't win.....or will we? Let's take a look. Carlo Magnifico has been on the bench for...
So here it is Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun, look to the future now, it's only just begun......and that could not be more true for Everton Football Club. The future is all of a sudden bright, the future's Orange. OK...
Another quiet week on the good ship Everton again. And by good ship I mean fucking Titanic wading through a load of mines with a massive iceberg at the end of them. No way Leo and Kate are surviving this....
