EVERTON EVERTON EVERTON EV-ER-TON Hope you all had a brilliant Christmas and Boxing Day. I ate about 67 pigs in blankets. YASSSS Can we play Burnley every Boxing Day? Admittedly this one was a bit tougher than this time round...
ALERT ALARM WARNING WATCH IT LOOK OUT BEWARE.............This is not a drill: Carlo Ancelotti OSI (that's his full bloody name!!!!!!) is Everton manager. Like really. He really is. Honest. He of Juventus, Milan, Chelsea (SPIT), PSG, Real Ma-fucking-drid, and Bayern...
So here it is Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun, look to the future now, it's only just begun......and that could not be more true for Everton Football Club. The future is all of a sudden bright, the future's Orange. OK...
Now then, you probably are used to my half arsed efforts on these previews, but it was my second work Christmas do on the season last night and I'm still more than a little delicate right now. So please excuse...
Another quiet week on the good ship Everton again. And by good ship I mean fucking Titanic wading through a load of mines with a massive iceberg at the end of them. No way Leo and Kate are surviving this....
Enough international footie now yeah? Nobody cares. Except the Welsh. But you know....they're Welsh. Seriously though, thank god that's over and we can get back to our self loathing best. EV-ER-TON. Anyone care to tell me how Marco Silva has...
Right pipe down. There's a lot to get through this week. First off, Heung Min Son get to absolute fuck. No, I don't think you went out to snap our best midfielder, but you were in no fucking way going...
Hmmmm........I hated that Brighton game. For me, it wasn't even Marco Silva's fault (well not entirely) that we lost. You just knew VAR was going to fuck us over. And there it was. Absolute nailed on pen.....to go against us....
There's a chance, a small chance, that I may have gone over the top in last weeks preview and for that I apologise and promise to never do it again. We were immense against West Ham (or they were proper...
This is the endBeautiful friendThis is the endMy only friend, the end Everton vs West Ham should never ever have this much running on it. It's a shite Premier League fixture you'd usually 'SIM' on a football computer game and...
