No you forgot we were playing this weekend and were off enjoying the international break? OK I did. No you shut up. Not sure why I forgot we existed, especially after we snotted Chelsea last time out, but I did....
How though?! I mean seriously how?! And I don't only mean how did we end up losing to Newcastle last weekend despite leading 2-0 at half time, I mean how are we so good at things off the field, but...
**LOUD SIREN** Z-Cars drums hit. Every single one of us gets goosebumps. It was alright wasn't it? The manager did what we'd all been waiting for, serving toothface with a world cup jibe. The players reacted. Gave everything they had....
What a relaxing time we've all had. Well some of us. Me in fact. And still a few more days of no Everton to go. As much as i've seen some people moaning about us every day despite us not...
Blue moon you saw me standing alone...wait what? Oh we all have to want us to win again now don't we? Ah man. It was ace being a City supporter for a few days. That's how you spend a shit...
Hate Everton quite a lot. You? Thought so. We don't really of course. But we do. Why can't we just be normal? Everything is just horrific isn't it? We really have messed up the time of football where we have...
What an eventful transfer window. That's a lie. It was really boring. A few loans out here and there. Somehow Cuco Martina has ended up at Feyenoord where I can't wait for Robin Van Persie to get a load of...
Ruddy hell. Can anyone really be arsed with this? I know I can't. I mean the players don't care so why should any of us? We do though of course. We all do. We're idiots. Nah we're not. We just...
Thank god. Thank god for a few things in fact. Thank god we beat Bournemouth last Sunday despite the shittest first half in living memory, Thank God I didn't die driving through a tornado on the M62 to actually get...
So. Everton then eh, Forever Everton. Always there to brighten our collective days, there isn't much to be excited about on the pitch at moment - we're playing the kind of football you'd expect to see in Walton Hall Park...
