5-2, we only win 5-2, we only win 5-2. Repeat ad nauseam. Hello we're Everton FC and we score goals. Loads of them. Yeah we concede a few but we have a massive twatbag in nets, what do you expect?...
Preview written by @mikey_fitz Don’t ask me why, but they’ve asked me back to write another one of these. Hope you like it! So here we are then, three games into the season and three wins to the good. I’m...
I started the last preview by saying it was on. Since then we've won two game, one against a so called decent team, and snotted a semi pro team earned by a load of ex pros with about 89 shots...
Preview by @Mikey Fitz Goodness me, Everton won an away game. Against a top six side at the weekend and looked pretty convincing doing it as well. I can’t be the only one who worried they were experiencing some kind...
I mean it's on isn't it? But this time it might actually be. Oh no it's happening again. That feeling. You're probably getting it too. The hope. The promise. The eventual let down. Yet again we've won the transfer market,...
ANOTHER GAME?!?!?! The Everton end of season World Cup continues and thanks to other results we've scraped through the group stages and into the knock outs. Hopes are low. Very low. Everton were badly, late Martinez, late Koeman, ALL Allardyce...
Look mate. Just face it, we can't be beaten in the restart. We've got Carlo Ancelotti in charge. He's turning Michael Keane who, DON'T LIE, we all thought was beyond hope, into the next Franco Baresi, with bloody Mason Holgate...
Football without fans really is a bit shit. Can't get to grips with it me. Just doesn't feel like football. I've watched a fair bit since the restart, and out of those I honestly think only a couple have felt...
Hello everybody. Hope you are all well and healthy most of all. It's been a while but much like when Eminem came back these previews also won't be anywhere near as good as they once were. It's been an incredibly...
Anyone who has watched Everton this season knows one thing. It's that Gylfi Sigurdsson doesn't interfere with play. Ever. Let alone when he's viciously hacked down by Wan-Bissaka beforehand, before not touching the ball whilst sat on his Icelandic arse....
