Christ. Not Christ. Er, sorry. Keep saying 'Christ'. Er, I know some of you may be religious and to those people I apologi- Sorry. Everton....a glittering year ahead. Before we get going here, I have to tell you all i'm not...
That Gana hey....we won't miss him hey...as he shits all over Real Madrid in the Champions League the boss little tackler. Reckon PSG might come in for us this summer so we can all support them instead? Na, the das...
Did you know there are 2 more international breaks before Christmas? What the actual fuck?! There's one in October and November. And then there's a winter break in January or some bullshit? I hate change so much but not as...
It ain't over 'till it's over.....so the song went. As we reach our final home of yet another weird, eventful while somehow not eventful at all season, we are still in with a very tiny shout of 7th place. If...
Piece of piss this league innit?. You just have to be absolutely grim for 6 months, lose to shite like Millwall and Newcastle and then you can start literally pissing over all the London clubs. And I mean all of...
Thank god. Thank god for a few things in fact. Thank god we beat Bournemouth last Sunday despite the shittest first half in living memory, Thank God I didn't die driving through a tornado on the M62 to actually get...
