Can we just have a normal week? After Digne-Gate, I was hoping a simple confident victory over a Norwich team who are literally trying to be relegated would see a nice quiet week on the Everton front. I'm in the...
Football without fans really is a bit shit. Can't get to grips with it me. Just doesn't feel like football. I've watched a fair bit since the restart, and out of those I honestly think only a couple have felt...
Anyone who has watched Everton this season knows one thing. It's that Gylfi Sigurdsson doesn't interfere with play. Ever. Let alone when he's viciously hacked down by Wan-Bissaka beforehand, before not touching the ball whilst sat on his Icelandic arse....
Hey i'm back. I fucked off to Thailand at the start of the year and nearly didn't come back. Because why would I? Well, work innit and shit. Can't say I missed much of this country, cold and shite, Thailand,...
Another year goes by and another game in the space of about 3 hours and another overly wordy preview for a game we probably won't win.....or will we? Let's take a look. Carlo Magnifico has been on the bench for...
Now then, you probably are used to my half arsed efforts on these previews, but it was my second work Christmas do on the season last night and I'm still more than a little delicate right now. So please excuse...
Another quiet week on the good ship Everton again. And by good ship I mean fucking Titanic wading through a load of mines with a massive iceberg at the end of them. No way Leo and Kate are surviving this....
