Hmmmm........I hated that Brighton game. For me, it wasn't even Marco Silva's fault (well not entirely) that we lost. You just knew VAR was going to fuck us over. And there it was. Absolute nailed on pen.....to go against us....
There's a chance, a small chance, that I may have gone over the top in last weeks preview and for that I apologise and promise to never do it again. We were immense against West Ham (or they were proper...
Christ. Not Christ. Er, sorry. Keep saying 'Christ'. Er, I know some of you may be religious and to those people I apologi- Sorry. Everton....a glittering year ahead. Before we get going here, I have to tell you all i'm not...
Well i've had a hideous week. How about you? Basically as soon as Bernard slotted early doors on Saturday everything else has gone pretty shit since. But hey, 3 points is 3 points and what's not to like after snotting...
Let's face it. We're all Spurs and Man City fans from now until the end of the season anyway, is anyone actually going to be watching this? I might put it on if City are about 9-0 up at half...
It ain't over 'till it's over.....so the song went. As we reach our final home of yet another weird, eventful while somehow not eventful at all season, we are still in with a very tiny shout of 7th place. If...
Don't know about you, but I can't be arsed anymore. I mean it's Everton Man United on Sunday, traditionally a pretty boss game, and I just can't be arsed with it. I've had enough of it being the same, every...
Piece of piss this league innit?. You just have to be absolutely grim for 6 months, lose to shite like Millwall and Newcastle and then you can start literally pissing over all the London clubs. And I mean all of...
West Ham were absolutely grim weren't they? Right that's that said. Now let's wax lyrical about how absolute sex Everton Football Club were at the Athletics Ground last Saturday evening? I was watching it at my folks and had to...
No you forgot we were playing this weekend and were off enjoying the international break? OK I did. No you shut up. Not sure why I forgot we existed, especially after we snotted Chelsea last time out, but I did....
