So here it is Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun, look to the future now, it's only just begun......and that could not be more true for Everton Football Club. The future is all of a sudden bright, the future's Orange. OK...
Now then, you probably are used to my half arsed efforts on these previews, but it was my second work Christmas do on the season last night and I'm still more than a little delicate right now. So please excuse...
This can't go on much longer. And I mean that. Literally. I have only 14% battery left on my laptap and can't be arsed to go at get the charger. This literally can't go on long. But what is there...
Enough international footie now yeah? Nobody cares. Except the Welsh. But you know....they're Welsh. Seriously though, thank god that's over and we can get back to our self loathing best. EV-ER-TON. Anyone care to tell me how Marco Silva has...
Hmmmm........I hated that Brighton game. For me, it wasn't even Marco Silva's fault (well not entirely) that we lost. You just knew VAR was going to fuck us over. And there it was. Absolute nailed on pen.....to go against us....
There's a chance, a small chance, that I may have gone over the top in last weeks preview and for that I apologise and promise to never do it again. We were immense against West Ham (or they were proper...
This is the endBeautiful friendThis is the endMy only friend, the end Everton vs West Ham should never ever have this much running on it. It's a shite Premier League fixture you'd usually 'SIM' on a football computer game and...
Christ. Not Christ. Er, sorry. Keep saying 'Christ'. Er, I know some of you may be religious and to those people I apologi- Sorry. Everton....a glittering year ahead. Before we get going here, I have to tell you all i'm not...
Anyone see how City got on last weekend? Oh boy.....*plays Quantum Leap theme tune...... More on them later... More like how did we get on as we decided to have our own Steel City Derby week which inexplicably ended in...
That Gana hey....we won't miss him hey...as he shits all over Real Madrid in the Champions League the boss little tackler. Reckon PSG might come in for us this summer so we can all support them instead? Na, the das...
