Oh. That was a negative and right now I need two positives. You know, one to cancel out the negative and another one just so I can have a positive. I wasn't expecting to lose to Newcastle I have to...
Don't panic yeah. We've lost one game all season. If you reckon we were going to go all season without losing then your current mental state is your own fault. Yeah it was the day before my birthday, and yeah...
I hate them. You hate them. We all hate them. And that's just international breaks i'm talking about. Let alone them lot over the park. Hate isn't even a strong enough word for that lot is it? Bitter? You better...
Preview written by @mikey_fitz Don’t ask me why, but they’ve asked me back to write another one of these. Hope you like it! So here we are then, three games into the season and three wins to the good. I’m...
I started the last preview by saying it was on. Since then we've won two game, one against a so called decent team, and snotted a semi pro team earned by a load of ex pros with about 89 shots...
Look mate. Just face it, we can't be beaten in the restart. We've got Carlo Ancelotti in charge. He's turning Michael Keane who, DON'T LIE, we all thought was beyond hope, into the next Franco Baresi, with bloody Mason Holgate...
Hello everybody. Hope you are all well and healthy most of all. It's been a while but much like when Eminem came back these previews also won't be anywhere near as good as they once were. It's been an incredibly...
Anyone who has watched Everton this season knows one thing. It's that Gylfi Sigurdsson doesn't interfere with play. Ever. Let alone when he's viciously hacked down by Wan-Bissaka beforehand, before not touching the ball whilst sat on his Icelandic arse....
That Arsenal game though. So irritating. Contrary to popular discord I don't actually think we played that well last Sunday, but it shouldn't really have mattered. That Arsenal team is absolutely nothing. Dogshit. Nothing. As shown by them being dumped...
I've had a horrendous week. Hideous in fact. You know those weeks where just nothing good happens? One of them mate. I think it all started with not having Everton playing on the weekend. Which is a stark change to...
