12th in the table has never felt so good! After weeks and weeks of some of the grimmest times we can remember, Everton finally gave us one of the good times we crave and make the other shit performances fade...
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! And this is another reason to hate Everton. After the Aston Villa game I was pretty sure I was jibbing off the rest of the season, but that...
Over it yet? Nope, me neither. Short preview this week, because really, what's the point? The players can give half arsed efforts, then so can I. The problem is it's not just the players. Yes, they have serious issues actually...
Yes yes, I nearly forgot. No you shut up. There's honestly not much more in life that makes me happier than winning a truly awful game of football with the spooniest goal of all time. And the fact Richarlison still...
I've been putting this one off and off. And now it's nearly here, so I suppose I have to pretend to care what happens in another Everton match at 00:13 the day of the game. To say i've become disheartened...
Happy Easter everyone. My god we've not actually played for ages have we? It's been so long since we went out of the cup to City that J P Gbamin is back in first team contention. Must be about 8...
Let's try to dwell on that Chelsea game too much. It was another reminder of where we want to be. I've seen a few people say Chelsea weren't that much better than us, but they definitely were. Just look at...
Liverpool are proper shit. It's so good to watch. And so good thatI waited to write this until they got done at home again, and some absolute weapon paid for that plane to fly over with a banner. Banner FC...
Sometimes you gotta win scabby. And we beat Southampton, a bit scabby. Not that the victory wasn't deserved or anything. It just wasn't too convincing. Or as convincing as it should have been. But who's arsed really? 3 points in...
Preview by forum member @Mikey Fitz Well, we made hard work of that game with Rotherham but we managed to make it into Round 4 eventually eh? Woof, you can always count on Everton to take the path of most...
