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Now, you may or may not be pleased to know that the match preview reigns will be handed back to its rightful owner before Everton play again - which is a while seeing as we don't play next weekend. Looking...

Everton travel to arguably the third biggest claret and blue side in the country, who are somehow still bigger than Everton. You know some of them are still fuming we got Ancelotti and they didn't? Anyway... I don't like Everton...

It’s the second Premier League game of 2020 and my first match preview on COYB. IjjySmith got so fed up at the result last week he’s packed his bags and traveled 6,000 miles so he doesn’t have to deal with...

Another year goes by and another game in the space of about 3 hours and another overly wordy preview for a game we probably won't win.....or will we? Let's take a look. Carlo Magnifico has been on the bench for...

EVERTON EVERTON EVERTON EV-ER-TON Hope you all had a brilliant Christmas and Boxing Day. I ate about 67 pigs in blankets. YASSSS Can we play Burnley every Boxing Day? Admittedly this one was a bit tougher than this time round...

ALERT ALARM WARNING WATCH IT LOOK OUT BEWARE.............This is not a drill: Carlo Ancelotti OSI (that's his full bloody name!!!!!!) is Everton manager. Like really. He really is. Honest. He of Juventus, Milan, Chelsea (SPIT), PSG, Real Ma-fucking-drid, and Bayern...

So here it is Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun, look to the future now, it's only just begun......and that could not be more true for Everton Football Club. The future is all of a sudden bright, the future's Orange. OK...

Now then, you probably are used to my half arsed efforts on these previews, but it was my second work Christmas do on the season last night and I'm still more than a little delicate right now. So please excuse...

Another quiet week on the good ship Everton again. And by good ship I mean fucking Titanic wading through a load of mines with a massive iceberg at the end of them. No way Leo and Kate are surviving this....

This is not something i'm writing as a reactionary piece after a yard dog striker slotted the winner for Leicester against us in the 94th. This is something i've thought for a good while now. The Foxes' winner has just...