It's times like these you learn to live againIt's times like these you give and give againIt's times like these you learn to love againIt's times like these time and time again Well shit. It's 3 hours before kick off...
Kopites are still gobshites...
Can you be arsed? I can barely be arsed. 1 win in 9, and off to Brentford who are a right bastard, and then the shite come to Goodison. What a time to be a Toffee. But we'll still be...
For fucks sake. Do we have to? As regular readers (LOLLOLOLOL) will know, I despise international breaks with a passion, but to come back from the last one of the year to have to face this lot when we are...
This isn't fun anymore at all. Both writing these, and watching Everton Football Club. Funny thing really, at the very start of the season we had a manager nobody wanted, a squad we knew wasn't even close to being strong...
Been putting this off and off and off. Like most of you last weekend left me with a very very numb feeling. We've seen us lose before. We've seen us lose in comical circumstances before. We've seen us get absolutely...
Well that West Ham game was shit wasn't it? But, there's always a but, was it all that shocking? I mean this sort of thing should have happened sooner. I guess it did a bit at Villa. But just look...
If someone tells me there's another bloody international break before Christmas I will kick right off. And by kick right off I mean sit down and wonder why England play such boring football with so much attacking talent in their...
Before we talk about Everton, let's all take a minute to laugh our heads off at Ronald Koeman and Carlo Ancelotti making twats of themselves in their dream jobs. Bit different when it doesn't feel like you're doing your employers...
We will never win the League Milk Coca Cola Carabao Cup. Everton may as well send their under 16s to whoever we draw next year and just save the bother. We're just destined to never get it. Mind you, we...
